The true story of how Prince William met his fiancé Kate Middleton.
We are all very Jealous at Kate Middleton. Even the not so very gay of us. She has a prince! A real one! Here at WhatLeaks we have the real fake story of how she did it.
It all began at far, far away Berkshire, England. A young girl Kate lived in a small house with her evil mum, her dad and two evil young sisters. Her mum had a business that made toys for kids. Her dad was… there. Kate’s mum was mean. She made sweet young Kate work all day long at the barn making toys, while she and her two mean little sisters was out shopping all day. Her dad was still… there… the business was growing stronger each day and pure young Kate had to work harder and harder while her evil mum and two young sister was ordering her around “do this Kate! Do that Kate!” and it was really hard for pure young Kate. She never know what this and that means… and her dad… was still there…
One day news came to small Berkshire. The prince is coming to have a party with his friends. Some thing that big did not happen in small Berkshire since their Priest had a sex change operation. Now his a priestest… every one wore so exited, Even little sweet Kate. But sweet Kate did not know that her mean mum would not let her go. When she did found out she was really sad. She really wanted to meet the young handsome hot body, sweet cheeks, well build, just to rub chocolate all over and lick it up… prince… and there was a rumor going around that the young prince is looking for a girlfriend. He is tired of having sex with a different drunken slut girl every night.
The night of the party has come. Kate’s mum and her two little sisters went to the party in hope of being his not sluty girlfriend. Kate was left home in her dirty working cloths. She was sad. She really wanted to meet the prince. Then all of sudden she heard a voice. “Kate”. She turns around and saw the famous Trinny and Suzana. Kate was so exited. She asked the two. “Wow! Its you two?! What are you doing here?!” the two looked at Kate and said. “What? Look at you! You look like crap!” sweet little Kate did not know what to say… she did look like crap, and not in a good way (Elton john). The two started to make magic on sweet young Kate. They went to her mum’s stuff but did not find any thing for her. Then they went to her two young sister’s stuff and still did not find any thing for sweet young Kate. The time was running out. They did not know what to do. They stood there with no answers. Then they heard a voice that said. “I can help.” They looked and saw Kate’s dad. It was the first time Kate heard her daddy talk… ever. He had an American accent. Kate asked “daddy? Are you American?” her daddy said “yes I am. And I use to be a woman too… but that is a story for another day… come, I have the perfect dress for you darling…” Kate’s daddy, or mum… or what ever it is, showed her the perfect dress. His own. When Kate saw the dress her eyes light up. Kate put on the dress. She looked so beautiful. The tree looked at her and smiled. Her daddy said “wow my darling, you look so beautiful… you remind me of my self when I was young…” Kate said “that’s… nice… daddy…”
It was time. Kate has got to the party. Kate walked in the door. The room was full of people. Kate looked beautiful. Every one was looking at her. It’s like when she came in, time stooped and every one only saw her. But then Kate found out that she stepped on the DJ cable and the music did stop because of her. Sweet little Kate felt bad. But then… out of no where… Prince William came to Kate. Kate smiled to the prince. He smiled to her back. With out saying a word the two started to dance. It was a magical moment… the two danced all night long. Time past like charm. Then the clock struck 12! Kate said “oh no! Its 12! I have to go!” the prince asked “why my sweet? Is it because you’re chary will become in to a pumpkin at 12?” Kate said “what? Are you an idiot? No! There is a re run of ugly Betty. An episode I missed!” “Oh…” said the prince. Kate looked at the prince smiled and said “oh fuck it. She’s ugly any way. What else is new?! I’ll stay with you.” they both smiled. They danced, and danced for hours and hours. Then the prince toke sweet little Kate to a privet room. They looked at each others eyes. Then they kissed. It was magic. It was a long sweet kiss. They looked at each other eyes and smile. Prince William started to take of his cloths. Kate asked “what are you doing?” William said “what? We are going to shag now right?” “No!” said sweet young Kate “no we are not! I’m not like that!” prince William did not know what to do. “OK…” said the prince “I think I’m going to go now…” the prince left the room. Kate shouted to him. “No come back! I was wrong! every one said that you’re looking for some thing serious! I am like that!!! I’m the biggest slut you’ll ever meet!!! I can do stuff to you that your own mum wont know who you are!!! And that’s only with my mouth!!! Come back!!!” The prince did not heard sweet young… oh who are we kidding here! The just Kate, maybe just young…
After that night Kate and the prince become just friends. Then after a few years they meet again. They started going out. Kate showed him that she really can do amazing stuff… and ever since then there together like love birds. Living happily ever after… So this is it boys and girls. If you can do amazing things in bad especially with your mouth you can get your self a prince or princes too.
Story by: haas All
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